TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brush
Don't you cry
You'll be a
Shoe dauber
By and by
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

On this day...
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin -- use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

On this day...
He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

On this day...
If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here's something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

On this day...
Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had 'em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

On this day...
To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

On this day...
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

On this day...
Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you've got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

On this day...
The answer to
A shaver's dream
A greaseless
No brush
Shaving cream
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

On this day...
When cutting
Whiskers
You don't need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

On this day...
In Cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

On this day...
The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She's now
A famous
Movie star
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

On this day...
Bachelor's quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

On this day...
Bristly beard
Or silky fuzz
Just shave 'em back
To where
They was
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

On this day...
Tho living costs
Are upward bound
Four bits
Still buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

On this day...
Pity all
The mighty Caesars
They pulled
Each whisker out
With tweezers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

On this day...
Lather was used
By Daniel Boone
He lived
A 100 years
Too soon
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

On this day...
Beneath this stone
Lies Elmer Gush
Tickled to death
By his shaving brush
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

On this day...
Every second
Without fail
Some store
Rings up
Another sale
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

On this day...
That "pink toothbrush"
Is a curse
But that pink razor's
A darn sight worse
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

On this day...
Noah had whiskers
In the ark
But he wouldn't get by
On a bench
In the park
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

On this day...
His face was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh Louise!
He smelled
So nice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

On this day...
Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

On this day...
Helps
Your budget
Hold its ground
Half a dollar
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

On this day...
Dewhiskered
Kisses
Defrost
The
Misses
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

On this day...
With 200 kinds
From which to choose
2 million men
Prefer
To use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

On this day...
Avoid the store
Which claims
You should
Buy something else
That's just as good
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 5, 2026.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

On this day...
If you think
She likes
Your bristles
Walk bare-footed
Through some thistles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 6, 2026.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

On this day...
Grandpa's beard
Was stiff and coarse
And that's what
Caused his
Fifth divorce
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 7, 2026.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

On this day...
I just joined
The young man said
A nudist camp
Is my face red?
No! I use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 8, 2026.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

On this day...
You know
Your onions
Lettuce suppose
This beets 'em all
Don't turnip your nose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 9, 2026.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

On this day...
Keep well
To the right
Of the oncoming car
Get your close shaves
From the half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 10, 2026.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

On this day...
Whiskers long
Made Samson strong
But Samson's gal
She done
Him wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 11, 2026.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

On this day...
Half a buck
Half a pound
No substitute
Is ever found
For
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 12, 2026.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

On this day...
Eeny-meeny
Miny-mo
Save your skin
Your time
Your dough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 13, 2026.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brush
Is out of date
Use the
Razor's
Perfect mate
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 14, 2026.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

On this day...
To get
Away from
Hairy apes
Ladies jump
From fire escapes
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 15, 2026.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

On this day...
Riot at
Drug store
Calling all cars
100 customers
99 jars
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 16, 2026.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brush
And soapy smear
Went out of
Style with
Hoops my dear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 17, 2026.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes
Would irk a saint
You hope they are
What you know
They ain't
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 18, 2026.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

On this day...
To every man
His shave
Is best
Until he makes
The final test
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 21, 2026.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

On this day...
Spring
Has sprung
The grass has riz
Where last year's
Careless drivers is
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 22, 2026.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

On this day...
At Christmas time
And birthdays too
We solve
Your problems right
For you -- give
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 24, 2026.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

On this day...
His tenor voice
She thought divine
Till whiskers
Scratched
Sweet Adeline
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 25, 2026.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

On this day...
Free! Free!!
A trip
To Mars
For 900
Empty jars
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 27, 2026.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

On this day...
Week-old beard
So masked his face
His bull dog
Chased him
Off the place
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 30, 2026.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

On this day...
If HER whiskers
Scratched YOUR cheek
You would
Send her out
To seek
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 31, 2026.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

On this day...
The cannibals
Took just one view
And said
He looks too nice
To stew
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

On this day...
You've laughed
At our signs
For many a mile
Be a sport
Give us a trial
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

On this day...
If harmony
Is what
You crave
Then get
A tuba
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

On this day...
Men
Who've tested
Every brand
Are just the ones
Who now demand
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

On this day...
It's in
The bag
Of every man
Who travels
Lightly as he can
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

On this day...
No pulling
At the whisker base
A soothing film
Protects
Your face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

On this day...
From Saskatoon
To Alabam'
You hear men praise
The shave
What am
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

On this day...
Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

On this day...
A silky cheek
Shaved smooth
And clean
Is not obtained
With a mowing machine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

On this day...
Cheek to cheek
They meant to be
The lights went out
And so did he
He needed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

On this day...
Henry the Eighth
Prince of friskers
Lost five wives
But kept
His whiskers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

On this day...
Don't take
A curve
At 60 per
We hate to lose
A customer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

On this day...
Say, big boy
To go
Thru life
How'd you like
A whiskered wife?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

On this day...
Are you
An even-tempered guy?
Mad all
The time?
Better try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

On this day...
The cream
One hears
The most of now
Comes from a jar
Not from a cow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

On this day...
'Mid rising
Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

On this day...
The time
To start
A real dispute
Is when you're
Offered a substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 18, 2026.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

On this day...
Be a modern
Paul Revere
Spread the news
From ear
To ear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 19, 2026.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

On this day...
No lady likes
To dance
Or dine
Accompanied by
A porcupine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 20, 2026.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

On this day...
In every
Half a pound
My boy
You get a ton
Of Shaving joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 21, 2026.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

On this day...
Hardly a driver
Is now alive
Who passed
On hills
At 75
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 22, 2026.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

On this day...
A whiskered gent
At a bazaar
Paid for
A kiss
But got a jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 23, 2026.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

On this day...
Drive like
A railroad engineer
Take it easy
When the road's
Not clear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)